Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.
Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!
by Fredbock March 10, 2012
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"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.
E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.
The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"

A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"
by noob bomb March 29, 2005
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A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.
"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"
by 3FR February 05, 2009
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'A male has a willy, whilst a female has a winkle'
by Jary Kemes May 07, 2009
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Winkle

1.) A wierd person.
2.) Loser.
3.) Strange looking person.
Yo man look at that winkle with the rollie backpack!

Dude don't get glases you'll look like a wink.
by B-Rath March 17, 2007
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noun
1/ Nebbish, ineffectual person usu. of lesser stature, or odd appearance, often obsessed with pettiness and pedantry.
per 1: "Nigel drives me mad when we talk. He always has to interrupt and correct every little detail."
per 2: "Well he is such a winkle after all."

per 1: "Are you going to Nigel's party on Friday?"
per 2: "No, think I'll give it a miss. Anyway, he's a bit of a winkle."
by Timmybaby May 14, 2007
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