winking detroiter

When a girl tries to deficate on a man as a form of sexual stimulation but can only work up fart in his face instead.

He waited under her with great anticipation but she could only muster a winking Detroiter.

by decoy bot August 28, 2013

Winking Unicorn

"Winking unicorn" is an expression of a job well done. Whenever someone brings the magic touch to a job or task, that person is completing a "winking unicorn".

Don't worry if you break your broach, just click on your fanny pack and perform a winking unicorn.

by Pink Lady 49 January 20, 2015

Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

winking

after too much anal sex the sphincter goes into a spasm not unlike winking

Always winking never blinking

by grannycatflap September 19, 2009

Wankling

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

Winking Snorlax

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012