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wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
by Paul December 1, 2004
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Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.
Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.
by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009
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wintarded

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.
Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!
by Bormon March 11, 2007
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windtard

A person that blows hot air about climate change. They have zero to very little understanding of science but practice scientism (a religious cult like belief tied to marxism) and make derogatory comments like "follow the science." Yet can't even math. They are intellectually lazy and haven't read the studies. Always irrational and unreasonable. They are in favor of destroying the environment and ecosystems in favor of windmills and solar panels for a political win.
Karen is a real windtard. She doesn't understand that damage to the desert tortoises' ecosystem to install 100 square miles of windmills and solar so she can watch netflix on her ipad in her tesla.

Kevin is a real windtard. He is arguing that the Earth is boiling because of CO2. However, he hasn't read the peer-reviewed studies that CO2 ppm effect on greenhouse gas heating follows a logarithmic slope of Law Of Diminishing Returns. Meaning that CO2 ppm doesn't linearly increase surface temperatures. Rather the it takes magnitudes more CO2 ppm to have an increase of surface heating.
by Rad Physicist August 9, 2023
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Wangtard

A very stupid person, similar to a fucktard, but of slightly more stupidity.
Bush is such a wangtard.
by Majin October 14, 2003
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wingardium leviosa

An exotic Strain of marijuana with a heavy sativa base, resulting in an intense "head high" that makes the smoker feel as if they are levitating.
We blazed that wingardium leviosa last night and thought we were playin Quidditch. Harry would have been so jealous.
by Ace13Assante November 21, 2010
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Wintard

One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.
Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.
by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013
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