Windfall

An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.

If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.

The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.

by ACunny November 1, 2023

Windfall amounts

A fuck ton

Person 1: "You say the phrase 'windfall amounts' a fuck ton. What does it mean?
Person 2 tosses Person 1 a dictionary and walks away.

by isackcorn June 7, 2017

Bohemian Windfall

When a girl is tossing your salad/eating your asshole out, you rip a giant forceful fart right in her mouth. Before she can freak out and cuss you out, you turn around and punch her right in the solar plexus which knocks the wind out of her thus causing her to gasp for air and having to inhale the fart still in her mouth!

Yo, man, last night I went on a first date with this super freaky chick and after mexican food we came back to my place and went at it. She started off by tossing my salad so to show her who's boss I gave her a HUGE Bohemian Windfall!!! Bruh, she took that rancid fart down deeeeep!!! I don't think there will be a second date yo.......

by Tbagger#1 November 28, 2025