waking up the wumpus

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

by Yeebus August 29, 2017

wompuss

a vagina with testicle.

mom what are these to things hanging from my vagina? Ohh thats just a wompuss dear.

by Daniel Abikzer October 23, 2008

wimbus

a fool

man, you know that fizzwad , jerry, is such a wimbus

by e42rftgyhydegtvfrdgyhu September 25, 2017

wumpussy

Wumpus being a pussy

Person 1: give me admin
Person2: no I won't
Person 1: you're being such a wumpussy

by C'mon u nomy September 24, 2021

Wampus cat

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

Wampus

An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.

"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."

by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

by hoothoot December 24, 2007