Wilbur

A person who yells " (name) is a fucking retard" despite being a retard him/herself. This person copies answers from your math exam.

This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.

Person 1: Are you a Wilbur?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11

by NiccNiccNocc February 26, 2017

Wilbur

A delicious mixed drink consisting of SoCo, cranberry grape juice, and Dr. Pepper.

"You were really drunk last night."

"Yeah, I know. I had 3 Wilburs!"

by Darth Ackbar August 26, 2008

Wilbur

A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.

Wilbur: "Hey bebeh, I totally worked that tube like Kelly Slater. Did you see that cut I pulled on my boogie board, Duder?"

Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"

Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"

Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."

by PhattyD September 16, 2013

Wilbur

It was a runt pig when it was a baby. The runt is in the story: Charlotte's Web

Wilbur was a runt pig but fern who was a human saved him.

by Shubham Ghuge March 25, 2021

Wilburized

That’s me you little fuck

Oh look it’s my friend wilburized

by Wilburized May 20, 2021

Wilburness

Portion of North Eastern Kansas inhabited by Wilbilly's. Easily identified by dwellings with wheels, gratuitous piles of PBR cans, vehicles in various stages of disrepair, and a cloud of cannabis haze that can be seen from space.

Dude, Wilburn is such a weird ass mofo.

I know, hes from the Wilburness so use that as your barometer.

That does indeed explain the obsession with PBR and truck stop knick-knacks.

by WillBilly82 July 26, 2011

Wilbur

Someone with fat gums and has a sister with overlylarged breasts

That boy called Wilbur with no jow

by Dirtykneegroes February 16, 2018