wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 12, 2006

wiitastrophe

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

by dw6245 May 26, 2008

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

wiitarded

Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.

He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.

by Billeh1234 November 30, 2006

Wikitarded

Reliant upon wiki-style sources for new information. Unable to generate or locate facts independently.

"Don't ask John. He's wikitarded."

by Cory McMillen March 20, 2007

wiitire

The act of retiring from playing wii sports.
It does not have to be a permament retirement, but after alot of playing, you get bored and stop for a few days.

Man, after becoming a wii tennis pro, im ready to wiitire.

by hitthe57 September 22, 2007