Wigtastic

The worst kind of wigger. The ultimate wigger.

Wigtastic: I'm from the hood, yo!! I'm fuckin straight from the hood! G-G-G-G-G-G-G UNIT!!!!

Other Guy: You live 30 miles away from anything close to resembling the ghetto.

Wigtastic: Whatt the fuck no i don't I'm straight from the hood!

Other Guy: Dude, you're a white Jew.

Wigtastic: Yeah, I'm Jewish. But theys was the ones wit da first ghettos, G!

Other Guy: You call me G again and I punch you in the throat.

by You Know... January 3, 2005

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

by Mystery Student April 17, 2008

Wistaf

The fucking retarded shit who decided to fucking disband the Avis guild. Wistaf is a fat old 50 year old man who sits around and plays fortnite all day like a fucking faggot. This nigga quit minecraft therefore leaving Avis to fend for themselves and this caused the rise of shitty guilds like the fucking piece of shit known as "Dextory" owned by the fucker called "middles".

John: Remember Wistaf?
Bob: Oh yeah, he was that cunt who made the best guild ever die.

by Malfas March 14, 2018

Wigston

A cultural black-hole in the centre of England inhabitted by things approaching homo-sapiens. Notorious for its population's inbreeding and disregard for social standards, Wigston has become one of the top 50 'Chav-towns' of the UK. Not unlike some other areas of the UK (such as Scarborough et al.), Wigston's air is composed of very different substances to the rest of the world; at last test, the pot/cigarette smoke level was at 20,000 parts per million, making the air almost unbreathable by all except hardened residents and chavs.

Despite the fact that the majority of Wigston is a God-forsaken hell-hole, there are some isolated pockets of civilisation, such as where 'the writer' lives and Birkenshaw's geography classroom. Other areas whose population's combined IQ is more than 10 include the public library and most of the local dog kenels.

Places to avoid in Wigston include Willow park, Blaby road park (commonly known as 'Down Souf'), McDonalds, Welford road, Little Hill, Guthlaxton college, South Wigston, the Monsell, Oadby road and more-or-less everywhere else.

"Y'all ever go to Wigston?"
"Yeah, went there last week."
"What'cha think?"
"Biggest piece of POC on the planet. I hope it gets nuked. Oh, other than Birkenshaw's domain."
"Woo! Birko!"

A typical Wigston conversation:
"YOO B'LAD!! Yaz wanna go down 'souf and eat some a'dose firecrackaz?"
"Yeah, boi! Soundez badazz!! Shouldz ahh bring Rahi!?"
"Nahh mahn, he'z dah shit..."

by Shatty Fatmas September 25, 2007

south wigston high school

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.

Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.

by Xooxxooxoxoxooxoxooxx April 19, 2018

wiista

A complete tool who sits at the crease of a joined lunch table and passes the trash from one end of the table to the garbage can

pass it to the wiista. (refering to passing down the trash)

by the real jay January 6, 2008