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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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wife breeding

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When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.
I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."
by Dancerooster January 15, 2020
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When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
by NougatNewt March 28, 2022
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payday wife

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Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.
The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.
by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016
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Winter wife

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An unwitting "fuck-buddy" (or fbwb). The boy does not want the girl to seek companionship elsewhere, whereas he remains free to enjoy one-night stands. The boy will allow his girl to stay overnight, but not permanently, as this hinders his ability to bring other females home. The qualities that make someone the perfect winter wife may persuade the male to keep stringing them along. Trust is eroded as the length of absence and list of excuses to not move-in together grows longer, and the girl becomes wise to the deceit.
Matt: So you and Debbie getting serious then?
Keith: No! Haha. She's just my winter wife. I doubt we'll be together much longer.
by paulrome February 7, 2013
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People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
by Womnx February 2, 2021
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