the WIFF

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!
by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
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Wiff

Sorry, I'm rather wiff right now. I haven't showered in a week.
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Wiff

1. Jemanden begleiten
2. An einer Sache teilnehmen
eng. "with"
"Wer ist heute Abend wiff?"

"Wo bist du, was machst du, gehn wir raus?"
"Wiff"

Adrian: Wer kommt mit aufs Boot?
Dennis: Wär ich wiff
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WIFF

An acronym for "What In The Flying Fuck"
Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm pregnant.

Parents: WIFF
by OnlyHurtsWhenILaugh June 27, 2013
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Wiff

Short for weird friends forever, similar to the term biff.
Instead of being biffs, Amanda and Stan are wiffs.
by personlalahi April 04, 2010
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Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.
As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.
by natal33to June 03, 2009
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Rag-wiff

The smell that lingers around a female when she currently has her period.
Did anyone else cope a dose of that rag-wiff?

Man, that girl had a massive case of rag-wiff...
by Jacban2008 January 13, 2008
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