wide load

someone who is obese and has a very boheemoth like ass.

don't overtake vehicle when turning

My english teacher is a very wide load

by honky mcgee December 10, 2003

wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005

wide load

This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.

“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”

by Miguel Hamburguesa September 29, 2006

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022