The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.
by Edman Graham September 8, 2007
Get the Wide Stancemug. Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.
Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.
by LCR September 6, 2007
Get the Wide Stancemug. A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.
by brentmcd October 16, 2007
Get the Wide Stancemug. Of course he has a wide stance; he's packing some serious sausage between his legs. Dude needs room.
by Project ACB October 16, 2007
Get the Wide Stancemug. A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007
Get the wide stance Republicanmug. The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
Get the Unusually Wide Stancemug. "I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007
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