wurtzian

something that reminds you of/is like Bill Wurtz

person 1: did you see that song about queso garbage
person 2: yes, it was wurtzian

by alexdapineapple February 10, 2019

Jenna Whortega

An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family.
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).

Jenna Whortega was cute on Dinsey Channel, but now she's doing the Wednesday dance.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

whorture

the pain associated with having an emotional connection to a loose woman.

seeing her date so soon after our breakup was pure whorture.

by mentalmagnate March 23, 2009

whut

A more surprised and/or confused version of "what" used in text-based communication.

Friend's text message: Can you come pick me up at the jail?

Your reply: Whut?!

by mustgofaster October 11, 2012

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 8, 2021

whortrait

The digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look sexy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a whore (rhymes with portrait)

My whortrait on myspace and facebook makes me look sexy, artistic, and clever all at the same time.

by jookyone April 11, 2008

Bill wurtz

A musical master peice.

I mean, have u heard "im bestfriends with my own front door"????

Bill wurtz hasn't updated in months. I rlly think he 'might quit'

by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020