whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.

That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009

whorestamp

A tattoo in the middle of the lower back generally seen on females.

You know who I am talking about, the chick with the whorestamp.

by Geez July 6, 2006

The Closet Whores

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true

Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

by the drax March 30, 2015

Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

Whoresome

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome

-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!

by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018

Gum Whores

People who ask you for gum as soon as you pull out a piece.

<Jimmy pulls out a stick of gum for himself>

Bob: Yo jimmy, give me a piece!

Jimmy: No dude get your own.

Bill: Yeah give me one too.

Jimmy: Oh my gosh you guys are a bunch of gum whores!

by E.Smith22522 November 3, 2010