Whorehouse

The common iPhone auto-correct for Whitehouse, but apple got one right this time.

1. "Mommy, I'm taking a tour of the whorehouse today!"

by Whorehouse#2 November 4, 2011

whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid

They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.

by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009

whorehopper

whorehopper - n.; a derogatory term generally used to describe a sleazy male in a position of power, who uses his position to have sex with females; literally, a person who "hops on whores", i.e., a person who has sex with whores. The term does not appear to be in widespread usage, but tends to be applied more to sleazebag good ol boys from the American South. Newspaper/magazine editors, certain U.S. Presidents, and record company executives are common targets of the attribution.

The term "whorehopper" appears in the comic book series Transmetropolitan, by Warren Ellis (writer) and Darick Robertson (artist). Transmetropolitan is about a Hunter S. Thompson-like character named Spider Jerusalem; Spider's unseen, slimy editor is known only by the nickname "The Whorehopper".

"Goddamn Whorehopper needs this article in by tomorrow."

by wampus_cat September 11, 2008

whorehouse

The place your dad sneaks out to while your mom is on her period or pregnant.

"Son, Daddy's going out of town on a buisness trip for the weekend."

by Sgt. Stfu September 20, 2004

data whorehouse

(Derived from the term "data warehouse".)

A computer storage system that contains lots of private data about people who are paid (usually with some kind of coupon, incentive, rebate, etc.) to give this data over. Businesses pay for access to the data.

I just got a $5 rebate on my wireless router, all I had to do was fill out a consumer survey.

You are a $5 data whore in the data whorehouse.

by data123456 January 21, 2011

whorecoon

Noun. A combination of the words "whore" and "raccoon," meaning a woman who has sex with many partners and wears an excessive amount of eye makeup, thus resembling a raccoon.

Lisa thinks that wearing a lot of eyeliner and other makeup makes a woman look more appealing. I think it makes a person look like a whorecoon.

by sgt_easton October 16, 2008

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010