whopperjawed

messed up, weird shape.

mrs. korselman says "don't get your clay whopperjawed, you'll get a zero."

by eddie smith May 7, 2003

Wapperjawed

Something being out of square, or not symmetrical. Bent out of shape.

The bow of the skiff was wapperjawed from the moisture

by Harkers Island FF4108 January 23, 2010

whomperjanked

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

Whopperjobbed

Messed up, tangled, snarled

Did you just wake up from a nap? Your clothing is whopperjobbed.
When the heel of your sock doesn't line up where your heel is, the sock is whopperjobbed.
When you your shirt is off by a button, whopperjobbed.

by PartyOfFive August 26, 2013

woperjawed

a term used to describe an item that is crooked.

"Is this picture frame straight?" "No, its a little woperjawed."

by Brad Henderson April 22, 2006

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

whoppercake

Noun - Someone who is excessively obese or hella fat.

Verb - Beating up fat kids

Adjective - Describing someone who is hella fat.

Noun - "Look at that whoppercake over there."

Verb - "I'ma whoppercake that whoppercake!"

Adjective - "That whoppercake's hella whoppercake."

by Kurt B1 June 22, 2008