Whomper

A cloddish person who is aware of their unsophisticated and crass manner, but who takes great pains to display their uncouth affectations with an unwarranted sense of pride.

Used to describe a person like a bumpkin, but without regard to their geographical location or origin such as hillbilly.

You can take the whomper out of the trailer court, but you can't take the trailer court out of the whomper.

Could that whomper get any more laundry baskets worth of crap into the back of that 78 Impala?

by lauramae August 21, 2007

Whomper

A person that can affect anything else immensely. Or describes an object with a large impact.

(1)The whomper set the record for the race.

(2) The whomper whompped your bae last night

by DudeXD October 17, 2014

whomper

a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.

"did you get your nose done?"
"no"
"oh. you have a naturally nice whomper"

by jambamarker October 19, 2008

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009