Woaner

A whining moaner.

Joe: I’m not going outside to sweep the leaves if it’s raining. The leaves will be wet & I’ll get wet!
Vicky: OMG you’re such a woaner...

by AreYouShore?! November 4, 2017

Woaner

A witch like person who moans a lot!

She is such a woaner!

by Mbwarrior November 13, 2018

Woaner

To Woaner it

To misunderstand things and generally fuck it all up.

He’s only gone and Woaner’d it

by MartenTool July 15, 2019

Joseph Whopner

A famously "tough-but-fair" TV-court judge who really "kicked a**" when it came to laying down da law.

I always believe in liberal leniency when it comes to arbitrating from da bench regarding minor wrongdoings or unintentional/unavoidable violations, but sometimes it takes a real Joseph Whopner to adequately/effectively take hardened criminals and habitual offenders to task for their serious/repeated transgressions.

by QuacksO January 30, 2022