The last man to date a woman before she starts dating other women.
WHITNEY is an acronym for:
When Her Interest Thereupon Notably Ended: Yoni.
WHITNEY is an acronym for:
When Her Interest Thereupon Notably Ended: Yoni.
A: Was he the last guy she was with before she realized she was a lesbian?
B: Yeah, he was her whitney. (or: Yeah, he was a whitney.)
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A: Didn't she used to date guys?
B: Yeah, but she got whitneyed.
B: Yeah, he was her whitney. (or: Yeah, he was a whitney.)
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A: Didn't she used to date guys?
B: Yeah, but she got whitneyed.
by Brendon Katz-Jones September 16, 2010
by chanelle gomez August 14, 2007
whitney is like totally rad, okay? she has the prettiest blue eyes, lengthy lashes, and long blonde hair. her style is on a 10 and she can totally rock anything. she’s always there to make you laugh and smile. you want to be her friend, and once you get to know her she’s the life of the party!!! she’s probably also secretly super duper talented but is humble or won’t always show it. she’s super creative and always coming up with new ideas, and ways to have fun. whitney is a great person to be around and you ought to find more like her!
by whattamanuever March 15, 2019
A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
You are lucky if you meet one.
by wishuknew January 20, 2013
A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.
A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.
Basically the perfect woman.
Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.
By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.
A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.
Basically the perfect woman.
Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.
By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
Things to do with your Whitney if you're lucky enough to have one;
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.
To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.
Sources:
My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.
To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.
Sources:
My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
by A lucky ass guy December 02, 2010
The greatest person you will ever meet. A Whitney is kind, sweet, and caring. She will do anything for her friends. She has a heart of gold. You can tell her anything and she will give the best advice in the world. She would lay down her life for her best friends. She does anything she can to make someone smile when they are upset. A Whitney is one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. She extremly funny and does her own thing. She is completly and totaly accepting of who she is. Everyone needs a friend like Whitney.
by Bailey Tucker October 18, 2012
Whitney is the leader in the Johto region in Goldenrod City in Gold/Silver/Crystal and also counting the remakes ( HeartGold/Soulsilver ). Her team consists of Clefairy and Miltank, not to mention her team is fairly easy to defeat as long as you've got Fighting type Pokémon.
by crasher 1998 November 10, 2020