white eye paint

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.

Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

white eye patch

When you cum in a girls eye

last night i gave a chick a white eye patch

by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005

White Eye Comet

Shooting your man juice in to a womens eye when you are getting oral

Did you hear that Tyler gave carmen the White Eye Comet and she told everyone it was sawdust.

by The Wangsta February 25, 2003

untrained white eye

White peoples inability to tell the difference between individuals in the same race or similar race

Wasn't Nick Cannon in Friday Night Lights?

No that was Michael B. Jordon.

Oh, well aren't they the same person anyway?

Only to your untrained white eye. You also think all Asians come from China
True

by Beast of a Nation July 22, 2016

white eyed cyclops

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

white eyeliner

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face -- via either wild masturbation or a priceless blow job -- and then using your cock to rub jism around the woman's eye as if applying eyeliner.

The woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! All that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!

Somehow, she looked less like a whore, and more like your mom, when I applied some white eyeliner.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003