Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010

whitewash

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.

1. She is whitewashed.

by SugarBear September 13, 2005

Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

Whitewashed Vodka

When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.

I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!

by skiddleywhiffers October 2, 2016

whitewashed

When a person who isn't white forgets their culture and acts like a white person.

Billy: I'm moving to Texas.
Sally: I hope you don't get whitewashed.

by im a nerd November 20, 2004

Whitewashed

To be assimilated into the N.A society, forgetting your own language and culture and tries to act like a white person to gain acceptance. Looked down upon both of the cultures he/she supposedly belongs in.

Connie Chung is straight up whitewashed, yo.
Ya, lookit the way she tries to act white. Pathetic

by LeonC July 28, 2003

taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.

i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?

by twahmas November 22, 2010