Whelp

A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25?

Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore.

Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes!

by websterschick February 6, 2010

Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

whelp..immouttaherrrr

im leaving, im out of her

Fast food drive trough...Driver: do you have any money..Passenger: " No" Pasenger to person at window.."whelp..Immouttaherrrr"

by The G-spot November 2, 2008

Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

Whelp

noun: whelp; plural noun: whelps

1. A puppy.
or a cub.
or a boy or young man (often as a disparaging form of address).
or a set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or windlass, designed to reduce the slippage of a rope.

2. A baby dragon in World of Warcraft; Such as Azure or Blue Whelp(ing), and Nexus Whelping

verb
verb: whelp; 3rd person present: whelps; past tense: whelped; past participle: whelped; gerund or present participle: whelping
1.
(of a female dog) give birth to (a puppy).

1. This whelp is soooooo cute!
2. Now I have this little whelp! It's so adorable! Awwww!

verb:
1. "Copper whelped seven puppies"

by Rendezvous_With_Destiny February 23, 2018

Whelp, Paint

A lovely woman with a bad attitude named Priscilla Bissett Created this saying while smoking a blunt. You're welcome :)

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

Whelp

'Whelp' word could mean lots of things:
A puppy, cub, or a boy or young man (often as a belittling form of address).
Set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or lifting device, contrived to reduce the decrement of a line.
Baby dragon in World of Warcraft, such as Azure, Blue Whelp or Nexus Whelp.
UK (or, any English version besides US) standard of 'Welp' which is a US standard of 'Well'.

Singular noun: whelp;
Plural noun: whelps;
Verb: whelp;
3rd person present: whelps;
Past tense and Past participle: whelped;
Gerund or present participle: whelping.

A puppy (female) giving birth:
This whelp's really cute…!
Now, I have this little whelp! It's so adorable. Awe.
Whelp, we got to move, now.
I probably wouldn't gotten that drink, but, whelp, I did.

by Vac31. August 13, 2023