Whelk-ling

A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.

"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

Bag of whelks

When one has had too much of a good thing.

I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

whelk racer

a person or persons known collectively as(whelk racers)who display signs of extreme stupidity. the term can also be used as a put down to call someone slow or boring.

noobs. noobs can often be referred to as whelk racers.

by dr von hagen.....the 1st. February 20, 2005

Whelk

A person as stupid as the sea snail that shares the name.

You tried to scam call me and didn't even hide your ID, you whelk.

by Boris Bridge August 8, 2023

Whelks

An abbreviation for "you're welcome" (also a mollusc)

"thanks for that!" - thank you for helping
"whelks" - you're welcome

by Eyrelliah March 5, 2021