wheezing the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it

Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006

Wheezling

When you’re wheezing but ALOT

HAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM WHEEZLING

by narwhal😱 March 1, 2023

wheezling

when you wheeze but its not normal, its really a lot of wheezing.

Alishbah was wheezling so hard after that joke i made!

by narwhal😱 March 14, 2023

wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.

Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.

by Darcieee! March 27, 2009

Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 25, 2012

wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009