A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.
"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."
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(not the band) a word to describe when you get that feeling when you watch breaking bad and better call saul {especially better call saul} and the feeling that you get when you lick ice from a lamppost for youtube views (it was worth it)
G1 - yo did you watch the Crush40 concert last night
G2 - yeah man it was totally wheatus
G1 - what the fuck is wheatus
G2 - yeah man it was totally wheatus
G1 - what the fuck is wheatus
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