haud yer wheesht

Be quiet! Silence!

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!

by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

bro wheeze

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.

Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*

by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020

Water wheeled

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

Wheeze

When you laugh so hard that you just make breath noises. no laugh comes out, just air.

Tammy: *says funny joke*

Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*

Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES

by trump is the best February 22, 2018

Mike Wheeler

gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade

mike wheeler loves will byers

by byler.is.real July 26, 2022

wheeler black

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.

professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?

by kelamist May 25, 2018