wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"
After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
by Pedrothebadger July 13, 2006
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jargan for a womans breasts
"so what do you think of mary?"
"shes got huge wheels!"
by Maxxxx May 04, 2006
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Trying to, or the act of picking up a girl.
"Hey guys, watch me go wheel that broad."
-or-
"I've totaly been wheeling this chick from work".
by JohnyBarber December 05, 2003
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Wheeling

The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.
Darren: "me and Michelle are wheeling"
Cody: "sick wheels man"
by LonejsmCarl January 06, 2012
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Wheels

To have a way with women, usually involving some sort of charm and/or game plan. Very similar to charisma. Derived from "wheelin' and dealin'".
Did you see the blonde he went home with? That guy's got some serious wheels.
by Tracerbullet February 07, 2009
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When two people are together before they date. The fine line between flirting and dating. Impossible for anyone over the age of 25 to understand. Used commonly in North Battleford, Saskatchewan.
-Are Jon and Stephanie dating?
-No man, just wheeling.
by redorangeyellow July 03, 2009
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Wheels

Person:"Yo wheels hru?"
Wheels:"not much hbu?"
by Whblue July 29, 2023
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