Dual Wheeled-ing

v. Riding exclusively two-wheeled vehicles. Derived from the videogame term Dual Wield, meaning to use two weapons at once.

my Fiero broke down, so now i'm dual wheeled-ing on the Schwinn and the Harley.

by bitofrandito May 24, 2010

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four wheeled wives

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

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Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 2, 2014

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