what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.

Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"

by Phatban87 April 26, 2016

what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.

Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"

by ESoro September 2, 2006

What's happening

Hey, Peter. Whaaat's happening.

Did you get the memo?

We are putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

Whats happening?

You asking it, so you know whats going on with the other person.

For instance: "whats happening?"

"Shit, nutting man, keeping it real, popping that shit".

by thekingk October 11, 2009

what happened?

what did u say?
especially if u dont know them, or dont want 2 talk 2 them
bay area ~94

sum1 comes up and says sumthing u cant hear:
"what happened?"

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

What happened to you?

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023