Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018

Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.

Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.

by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011

wetzel narb

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.

after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb

by gorillaness11 May 14, 2009

ben wetzel

Typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. Always dates the thicc rich bitches. Guaranteed to be trash at Fortnite and Rainbow Six: Siege.

Oh.. look who just walked into class it's Ben Wetzel.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Wetzel pretzal

When someone goes to the mall, meets a girl from hot or not and gets a handjob and cums into a wetzel pretzal cup and the girl takes it home

Hey bro you gonna go wetzel pretzal another girl?

by His thot January 7, 2015