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Wotless

A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.
Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.
by SocaMonsta March 20, 2011
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Wotless

Right now I just wotless I don’t even care yes

A person who do not care and just trying to have a good time
See da man he wotless 🇹🇹
by Josiah_HYG September 3, 2019
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Wetness

Disambiguation: owning her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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wutless

The word wutless is not just used in The Bahamas. It's widely used in Barbados and Jamaica (i know of those two for sure)and i'm sure it's a caribbean thing. it means good for nothing, worthless, trouble maker, doesn't care about getting in trouble etc.
"He causes so much trouble! He real wutless ye!"

"That man is so wutless! He smokes so much weed and has so much talk for everyone!"
by jsbaby4lyfe April 14, 2006
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own her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:

Man on twitter: I own your wetness

Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.

His wife: You do, honey.

Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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wutless

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "worthless" or "good-for-nothing."
"She is a wutless, nasty gyal"

"You wutless just like ya pa."
by Reds January 15, 2006
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watless

That boy is so watless
by louizas November 8, 2007
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