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Wichita Wet One

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The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
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a wet one

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A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
by marmotte1 January 15, 2018
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sloppy wet one

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when you get your dick sucked but she's slobbering and drooling all over your cock and balls
guy:

That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.

other guy:

yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!
by hadeez May 4, 2015
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the wet one

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Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.
The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.
by Wetish February 20, 2017
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letting out a wet one

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the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear
oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022
by basic0rat February 11, 2025
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one-eyed wet willy

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The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
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To get one's beak wet

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To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?
by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019
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