Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

by B- Real June 12, 2009

Westland middle school

6th graders are so innocent it hurts
7th graders vape in the bathrooms

8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can

Welcome to Westland Middle School!
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.

by lmaowtfpraying October 30, 2018

westland

westland is a school filled with REALLY sketchy SCARY people....they are very clique..and the "ghetto" group (filled with whites and asians and some blak and hispanics) all have sex before 9th grade.... they all carry knifes and such.. the preps.. think they are gangsta and are cool but reality is..they arent.....

prep-im so hot its crazy
ghetto- if ur so hot then lets have sex
ghetto#2- i will cut you if you have sex with her first
prep-im so hot that we can have a 3 some

by urmom February 18, 2005

westland

Yeah WESTLAND!!!

don't step to westland, motherfuckers

st. albans kid: who the fuck are you? what skool did you go to?

westland kid: WESTLAND BIATCH

and then he fucking caps the shit out of him.

by westland kid May 4, 2005

Westland

The western part of Hartford, Connecticut. Its a lot safer than the other parts of Hartford and is home to the Connecticut Governors mansion, other random mansions, and burglars.

I was in westland and I saw hella mansions!

by 8dead January 21, 2011

westland

really cool skool! so much fun there. so awsome, but way to much homework. and some terrible teachers. but other wise, it's the best!

teacher 1: okay, so you have to write 5 pages about the civil war by tomorrow because you talk to much!
teacher 2: what are you saying, let them have fun, there's a dance tonight!

by prep April 9, 2005

westland

westland kids are shits who try to be like pyle kids. the guys are hot but the girls are straight up wannabe hoes. they think everyone likes me but they are super weird and ugly and no joke copy everything pyle kids do

any other school ever:
westland girls: omg i hu w three guys last night and i wore the same shirt a pyle girl has

by 12479283 October 20, 2019