Westley

Westley is a sweet boy, who usually has blue green eyes, and blonde hair. Most people think he’s annoying but he really just has a lot of opinions. He is very athletic, and plays sports such as soccer. He is also very loyal to his best friends and always holds them up. Is not afraid to be just friends with a girl.

Speaker 1. “Who’s that? He’s such a sweetie.”
Speaker 2. “That’s my friend Westley, he’s so funny.”

by Dagny September 25, 2018

westley

kid obsessive over porn and pokemon.

Westley kid obsessive over porn and pokemon.

by naruto1121 November 16, 2011

Westley

Probably shits his pants in computer science

N: hey did u hear westley?
D: yup! The one who shit his pants in computer science??

by Zkkaa February 28, 2022

Dirty Westley

When you suck off your friend Troy until he cums in your mouth and then you spit his cum in a jar for at least 24 hours once the 24th hour is up you put the cum back in your mouth and then spit it into Joshs eye

Him: dude I just pulled a dirty Westley again
Other him: dude that’s so hot I love read heads and josh is gay

by Wackymanham April 15, 2020

Westley

Apparently he’s going vegan but most eating noodles and chips.

Bro built like master roshi 💪

That boi westley eating noodles like master roshi

by Cuzlightyear November 24, 2021

westleypoo

Westleypoo is the biggest swag gangster to ever exist. He gets ALL the bitches and hoes. Westley poo is a ride or die but ^beware^ he will kill your nicotine in ONE rip and give you quarters in exchange <3

"yo is that westleypoo over there?"
-"yeah he look mad baked thats him."

by satansdicc666 February 3, 2022

Westley

A guy who is stalkerish especially towards his crushes. He typically has a new crush every month and picks one main crush year round. He probably listens to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on a daily basis.

“Did you hear about Westley?? He swore at a girl for rejecting him, and now he’s stalking her account 😬”

by anonymous May 5, 2022