Home of the Westfield Blue Devils. The white people who live here are all upper middle class and will let you know that. Westfield High School is home to one of the best athletic programs in the state of New Jersey. They’ll definitely whoop your ass in tennis, swimming and golf. They’ll also most likely whoop your ass in football, soccer, baseball and lacrosse. If you live here, then you most likely played soccer and lacrosse at one point in your life so that’s why those to sports are pretty fucking good. During school you’ll see lots of people getting suspended for juuling in class and in the bathroom. There are some very smart kids in the school who end up being very successful in life, but there are also some kids who are fucking retarded and only get into college because of their parents money. Most Westfield high schoolers try to go as hard as possible on the weekends. If your not in the popular crowd, then you most likely won’t get invited to go to the ragers. Guys will do anything at parties to be noticed by the hot chicks. Everyone her wears either polo or vineyard vines. There are two sides to the town divided by the train tracks, the north and south side. The north side is considered the richer side even though both are filthy rich. The south side is considered the poorer side. And then there’s Cacciola (if your from Westfield then you know what I mean). So if you ever come to here just remember one thing, most people are fucking dicks, but there’s some nice people.
Tim: yo did you see that Westfield won again?
John: yeah of course they did, are you going to the after party?
Tim: I wasn’t invited, can you get me in?
John: no fuck you tim.
John: yeah of course they did, are you going to the after party?
Tim: I wasn’t invited, can you get me in?
John: no fuck you tim.
by Whatupbitches123 November 24, 2017
An asshole town in NJ, mostly known to be completely unaware of the rest of the world because it is caught up in it's own shit. If you don't play a sport and don't own vineyard vines, there is no chance that the Westfield clan will assimilate you. It's a good public school system but most people don't even try because they know that their dad's money will back them up in life. Most kids end up going to Penn State to party. Everyone here is opinionated and isn't afraid to tell you who they voted for, but it's a problem because nobody listens to each other. Basically, get the hell out of here when you can.
Kid: "Hey where are you going to college after WHS?"
Westfield kid:"We are!"
-every senior from WHS ever
Kid: "Yeah I'm pretty worldly."
College interviewer: "Where are you from?"
Kid: "Westfield"
College interviewer: "Hahaha funny joke"
Westfielder: "Who did you vote for? Well I'll tell you who I voted for I voted for Trump because Hillary should be in jail."
"Sir, you're at McDonalds can I just take your order?"
Westfield kid:"We are!"
-every senior from WHS ever
Kid: "Yeah I'm pretty worldly."
College interviewer: "Where are you from?"
Kid: "Westfield"
College interviewer: "Hahaha funny joke"
Westfielder: "Who did you vote for? Well I'll tell you who I voted for I voted for Trump because Hillary should be in jail."
"Sir, you're at McDonalds can I just take your order?"
by Sara Fellows December 21, 2016
A town full of rich white Wiggers. I know some kids from Westfield trying to act ghetto and listen to rap, and one of them carry cigarettes to act cool..
Wigger: "I'm so gangsta!"
Person from Newark: "Oh really? where are you from?"
Wigger: "Westfield"
Person from Newark: "HAHAHA! just shut up, U ain't Gangsta"
Person from Newark: "Oh really? where are you from?"
Wigger: "Westfield"
Person from Newark: "HAHAHA! just shut up, U ain't Gangsta"
by Da Real Deal, fool.... December 11, 2010
A town in Union County, NJ that neighbors Scotch Plains, their rivals. Typically, the guys wear their pants down to their ankles and their hats to the side, and try and walk with what they would call, "swag". The girls wear short skirts and shorts, even in the winter, and neck lines that go down to their vagina's.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Guy 1: Yo you see that girl over there? I can practically see her pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
by awkward ass nigga August 17, 2011
Collective Noun for a group of bogans (Australian). It is derived from the sprawling suburban shopping centres in the outer suburbs of Australian cities that are predominantly owned by the chain Westfield. Most popularly satirised in Kath and Kim by the Westfield Fountain Gate shopping centre.
westfield.com.au/fountaingate
westfield.com.au/fountaingate
by SpamOz October 25, 2010
When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
by Makoshark2323 June 04, 2015