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winkle weiser

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.
"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"
by jacksonkru December 8, 2014
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Wenner

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.
by Trumpss March 11, 2019
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All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."
Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."
by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008
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Wengerite

a person who expresses irrational faith in Arsene Wenger despite the state of reality.
these persons appear to be a wengerite I'm afraid . . .
Wenger is ruining the club, and they refuse to admit it!
by titototi September 17, 2011
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Wenner

A penis, male genitals. Derived from weiner.
shut up or I'll punch you in the wenner
by MFn Connery March 13, 2011
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Wenger

Someone who has been at a place or thing way to long and needs to leave
"He's been there all day, that Wenger!"
by deiboldt March 18, 2017
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Weiser

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.
"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."
by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008
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