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weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.
If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.
by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010
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Weldon

A shy and kind hearted guy.

He’s super funny and really good at video games.
Weldon is hilarious bro
by Ok.bro. November 20, 2018
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Welding

"Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder"
by AugTheViking April 23, 2020
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welding mask

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol
did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night
by nathn February 17, 2009
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Wildany

Wildany is a person that could be the biggest asshole in the world, when he wants to. On the other hand he could be the best friend you could ever have. But for the ladies he could play you like nintendo. He's sweet when he wants to be - but it might be because he wants something so be careful. Also never hang out with him when there is a girl (no matter what they look like) you will be his third wheel.
Here's my bestfriend- his names wildany.
by twofacedbitch July 11, 2011
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dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
by Lucas W. June 13, 2017
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organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .
She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.
by Grnspd July 20, 2017
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