you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.

Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass

by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018

Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

by Matthew Clay Weird Beard October 24, 2018

weird out with your beard out

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.

"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

Weirdy beardy

A man with a full-facial mustachio pistachio

That man has a weirdy beardy

by sueg May 18, 2006

Weirdy Beardy

a person portraying behaviors considered peculiar, odd or just plain weird...similar to the the feeling you get when creepy men with long, scraggly beards start mumbling words when you pass them on the sidewalk

What is your deal? You are acting all weirdy beardy!!!

by yeagmeister October 27, 2009