Whilander

Half White and Half Islander. When a full white man or woman make love to a full island man or woman. They shoot out damn gorgeous Whilanders!

Person #1- Hey I like your skin color your tan, are you hispanic?
Person #2- Fuck no! I am Whilander! You people always ask me that shit!

Daddy White, Momma Islander OR
Momma White, Daddy Islander

by CoconutDre January 8, 2011

Wieland

One of the most handsomest people on earth. Once you date him, you will never want to break up with him. He has an amazing sense of humor and he just treats everyone well. Once he hugs you, you will want to always make him hug you!

Did you see Wieland? He is amazing!!

by Star_Games October 7, 2016

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Welland

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019

Welland

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009

Welland

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

wilanders

Wilanders (n. pl) – Testicles. Named after Mats Wilander, the former professional tennis player, who controversially suggested that world number one tennis player Roger Federer "has no balls". Typically used in a metaphorical, rather than a physiological, sense.

"Wow, those NASCAR folks sure have big Wilanders!" - from tennis.com

by Lucy_AU September 20, 2006