weeze

The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.

Dude, I was so pissed when weeze changed their name to weezer. All my shit is wrong now.

by atwig February 28, 2009

Weez

To steal or take something

"Why you gotta be weezin all my shit son?"

by Joe January 5, 2004

weez

To be extremely fat and have no athletic ability whatsoever. Sometimes, weez's can be found spending long hours skateboarding, but will somehow never get better

"Dude... your such a fucking weez, you can barely kickflip"

by Yeoffrey December 24, 2008

Weez

To urinate

I just took a weez

by Tizzling November 9, 2014

weez

To give or get less than what is due.

The cheese steak was good, but they weezed on the fries.

by Tomahhtoe May 14, 2009

Weez

Me and you. ‘We is/are’.

Weez so cute together

by Felicia says December 16, 2018

weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

DAMN YOU DARTH not again!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005