ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

booty weevils

When you sweat in your underware and a few hours later it dries only to irritate your ass. Whenever you see someone scratching their ass, it is usually because they have booty weevils.

"After that game, I'll probably have a bad case of booty weevils."

by lantis September 17, 2006

boll weevil

1- A small beetle most well known for it's damage to the cotton industry.

2- A song by originally written by Huddie Leadbetter, John A. Lomax, Alan Lomax. Has been recorded by countless rock and country artists, and also by real musicians.

1- The cotton crop was ruined by Boll Weevil's.

2- 'They performed Boll Weevil to end the show.'

by BadgersNadgers July 24, 2006

Weevil Underwood

The English dub name for Insector Haga. He is the regional champion and uses insect cards. He will do anything to win a duel such as throwing Yugi's Exodia cards into the ocean, putting the Parasite in Joey's (Jounouchi) deck, and not giving that kid a rare card for putting the Parasite in Joey's deck. He has a vexing laugh (both in the English and Japanese)

Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor are always together.

by JoshMiller April 16, 2004

Bin Weevils

Bin Weevils is a digital social network where users can adopt a weevil, train pets, complete puzzles, solve secret missions, play minigames, level up, grow a garden, earn items, run clubs, decorate, and more!

Bin Weevils

by SapphireBW June 8, 2022

peter weevil

body lice or "the crabs"

Boy, I went out with old Jane last week and she gave me a bad case of the peter weevils!

by Ed Whiffle August 6, 2006