Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Weed-whacked

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.

Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked

by Mgl921 May 26, 2013

Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

weed whacked

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.

Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

by Anton von Khristoph May 4, 2009

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020