Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.

Stefan is a closet WoWer

by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008

WoWer

n. Short for WoW hour. A WoWer is the perception of time a World of Warcraft player has while playing. A WoWer is generally longer than a standard hour. Most WoWers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.

Michael played his game for only a WoWer and was surprised it was 3:30am already.

Wife: "Honey, I bought a new teddy for you. Come see."

Michael: "I'll be there in a WoWer."

Wife: "ZZZzzzzzz"

by LHopi April 3, 2009

Wewerecute

Tiktokers who think everything is “so beefy” and “so jelly”

Have you seen wewerecutes new video

by im Truly Greg May 26, 2020

Wowers

A kewler version of the word 'Wow'. Used by only kewl people. Maybe scene kids or punk kids, but surely not someone like you.

Wowers thats uberly awsome, man.

by Melissaroxyou January 23, 2006

WoWerbate

When one plays WoW and obtains a new piece of gear. Being so excited, he/she ejaculates.

*______ Rolls a 100*
_______ revieves (Piece of Gear)

"Ughh, oh yeahhh."
"I think I just WoWerbated."

by Real_Talk_WoW December 30, 2011

WoWers

Putting hours on the Blizzard game World of Warcraft aka WoW. Combining hours with wow. Thus creating wowers.

Naw man, I cant come out I gotta put in some wowers before bed

by kramertamer July 7, 2010

Wuwer behavior

When you don't want to talk about your feelings.

-Hey, are you okay? You want to talk about this?
-No!
-Geez, typical wuwer behavior!

by Coconutsu December 29, 2021