wayne

any young male that drives an escort with go-faster stripes and a massive spoiler. You can normally hear them driving round in city centre car parks playing shit music really loud..

see also barry
eere, look at wayne in his turrboo!!
by m0nk3y June 23, 2004
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'Why does this song suck so bad?' - girl
'Cause Wayne's here.'
by maxiney January 16, 2008
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The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.
Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!
by Jim July 19, 2004
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A scrawny, nerdy, caucasin male; obsessed with video games; wears computer humor shirts and shirts from the 80's to try and be cool and act ghetto. Also drives a 240sx, because he thinks it's cool and everyone else is doing it. Proceed with caution: shoot at first sight.
Boy: Hey, wanna com over and play video games?
Girl: Umm.. no thanks.
Other Boy: You're such a flip'n wayne. GOSH!
by not wayne January 06, 2005
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A kid who is twelve but still where diapers and shits himself. He has no friends and is about 4ft tall and has glasses. He is asian.
Girl 1: Eww it smells bad over here.
Guy1: I know, its cuz wayne is standing there
by pooface77776677peepoo December 09, 2008
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A party foul in which someone purposely shakes and sprays a beer in another person's face.
I just got wayned by my boyfriend, he sprayed his corona all over my face!
by Southparkfreak2 June 20, 2016
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Wayned

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University
1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'

Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.

You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!

Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.

You: fml. just got wayned.

2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late

you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.

Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.

You: what?

Admin: $200. Now.

You: fml. wayned again.
by jolly_rancher5 April 05, 2014
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