Waterlogging

When the previous users' poop fails to flush and you're forced to pee atop them.

Padjo: shit son, I walked in there and it was like someone cut down a smelly forest.

Pepe: What'd you do bro? Go waterlogging?

Padjo: I had no choice, it was that or pisspants my damn self; I waterlogged those suckers til it was poop soup.
Pepe: Choice!

by Ninoblanco August 19, 2013

Waterlog

A scummy, worn down, dirty person.
Typically a hooker that has been passed around.

Think it’s funny to steal you waterlogged son of a bitch

by Waterlog March 6, 2019

Waterlogged

The action of receiving sloppy oral sex

" I was getting waterlogged by this girl friday night and I straight nutted on her tits and walked out that door"

by dalteeeezytrain January 2, 2010

Waterlogging

When you urinate in a girls anus and continue to pound her in the anus as her body fills with your urine

I went waterlogging and it was wet and smelly

by jigabooface November 22, 2011

waterlogged out

unable to take place or cancelled due to rain; washed out; rained out. Also waterlogged-out.

Due to the heavy downpour, the football match got waterlogged out.

by uttam maharjan July 7, 2011

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011