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Ay Let's Watch A Movie! 

When a French teacher decides to watch Ratatouille with her class despite there being exam blocks in 2 lessons that literally decide half of the student's fucking ATAR score.
AY WE'VE GOT 3 LESSONS UNTIL EXAMS WE NEED TO GET ONTO SOME WORK
*LITERALLY 5 SECONDS LATER*
OLIVER QUIET! AY LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!

Do you want to watch a movie? 

The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.
Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.

Watch a cool Kung fu movie 

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

I can watch the fuck out of a movie 

This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".

22 may - a day to watch movies all day

Hello, 22 May is a national day to watch TV series and movies all day, without a break so enjoy
22 may - a day to watch movies all days

22 may - a day to watch movies all day

Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day

Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?

Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
22 may - a day to watch movies all day