a wasteman

A loser. A socially lawless individual.

I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.

by harryharryluke July 19, 2019

Wastemandem

A combination of 'wasteman' and 'mandem'

E.g. Look at Aaqil. He's such a wastemandem

by childeater123 June 9, 2019

wasteman

A boy that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.

wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.

If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.

by slue waste manz April 25, 2006

Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

Wastemandatory

Something that is compulsory given to you to do but the task is useless (the task is waste)
mix of both wasteman and mandatory (mandatory means TO DO/TAKE)

having to do useless homework
or having to do a diary on your work experience which is wastemandatory

by Triqyy GRAWNESS August 6, 2008

wasteman

someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken fuck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the London streets i.e. that breh in the 'Ave Sum Of Dat' video by DPM Recordings Ft. Shizzle, Napper and Bruza. fucking ill tune!

"youuuuuuuuuuuu WASTEMAN!!"

person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"

by ill ting breh June 30, 2005

wastman

If you bieleve that someone is a total wast of space and is not worth the air they breathe then they are classed as a wastman

person 1) i beg u a dollar?
person 2) no sorry my friend, i have not got any spare money, i have to walk 126 miles to get home as i have no bus fair as i beileve it is polluting the earth
person 1) wastman!!

by rizzleman October 25, 2007