Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

liberal washing

Verb: the act of story fabrication based on little to no facts, yet espoused and exploited by the liberal media as truth to push a political agenda.

No one listens to NBC anymore because they have been liberal washing their stories so long that people know they're fake.

by surfbreakn2000 December 12, 2013

Pommie Wash

Washing only the most inimate portions of the anatomy in the hand basin, as opposed to a shower or full bath. Name derived from the british tradition of avoidaing becoming cold by fully declothing and getting wet in a cold climate. Also a time saving measure.

I was running late for work so I had a pommie wash and splashed on a bit more aftershave.

by Annie's Mum November 11, 2009

wax and wash

Masturbating with silicone lube. Feels awesome but requires soapy water as part of cleanup.

He's going to get caught on one of those bathroom runs after a Wax and Wash.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

G Wash

The gangsta way of saying George Washington.

Benjamin Franklin: G Wash. What the fuck up.

George Washington: Aww shit... It's the motherfucking Franklin. Come hit this shit, nigger.

Benjamin Franklin: (exhaling) Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

George Washington: (exhaling) Wisdom.

by G-Wash September 29, 2008

spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.

"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"

by GravyBath February 26, 2013

Buttery Washburn

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

by DingDongDiggle April 9, 2021