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Kellner Washing Machine 

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
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Stuck in the washing machine 

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

On the washing machine 

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.
Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

washing machine 

the thing that washes ur clothes!
Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!
washing machine by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005

Washing Machine 

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Washing Machine by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine 

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.
Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.