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Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
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Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019
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warner chilcotting

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.
guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
by Harmonious One January 25, 2011
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buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
by sgrams04 December 2, 2014
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aaron warner

aaron warner is the only real man ever to exist, every other man is a fraud
omg have u heard of aaron warner
no whos that
the only man to ever exist
by wqrnettes August 18, 2021
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Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.
girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating
by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020
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Warner Music Group

A greedy recording company that decided to milk the money out of Youtube but failed. Instead, they decided to screw over people by muting the audio in their Youtube videos or imposing severe penalties such as suspensions, labeling the uploader as theives.

Here is my opinion to you, Warner. By pissing off the consumers that buy your products, your reducing your chances of going through the recession intact and increasing the chances you'll go out of business.
Here is the list of Warner Music Group labels:

http://is.gd/hmlK

If you agree that WMG crippling Youtube is wrong, boycott and DO NOT BUY any CD, mp3, song or ANY form of music from any label in that list.

(Don't P2P or download them illegally either, you'll just give a reason for those freaks.)
by Doppelgangergang January 27, 2009
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