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lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Wannabe Gangster 

Usually white and black kids from a upper class-middle class neighborhood. Listens to only rap (In 2018 mostly trap) music. Usually can be seen in high schools wearing expensive clothing, and wearing pants that show their whole ass, also can be seen smoking weed, throwing gang signs, being a complete douchebag to other people minding their own business, doing very poorly in school and wanting to fight anybody that ticks them off in the slightest manner. Wannabe gangsters are only friends with their own group of other wannabe gangsters and only attract hoes..

Almost like a real gangster right? actually No.. bassicallyJust a bunch of suburban pricks causing trouble...
EX1:

*Kid walks past a group of Wannabe gangsters in the school halls minding their own business*

Wannabe gangsters: Yea you better walk around or well beat your ass nigga

EX2:

Women trying to get past a group of wannabe gangsters in her car in a parking lot

Wannabe gangsters: look at this bitch! *Proceeds to throw a snowballs at the womens car*
Wannabe Gangster by Fieroman February 14, 2018

DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]? 

A quote from spamton in Deltarune Ch.2

And also foR 1945 Kromer YOU CAN GET Hyperlink Blocked FOR Free!?;!!?!
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A Big Shot?!??!

Wannabe Tryhard 

A Wannabe Tryhard is a person who pretends to be a Tryhard. Unlike the Tryhard, who gets their KD from fighting same level players, the Wannabe Tryhard gets their KD from killing low level players with vehicles like the Oppresor MK II, the Lazar, or the Deluxo, they don’t have skill, rather they have the illusion of skill.
In GTA Online, I’ve been killed by someone with an Oppresor MK II for the past 5 minutes, they must be a Wannabe Tryhard
Wannabe Tryhard by QWISME123 September 11, 2020

Fuck Wannabe 

Someone who does way too much for a person they like
It's just another way to say Simp
A: Why are you doing this for her?
B: I like her
A: Damn, you're Fuck Wannabe
Fuck Wannabe by wertousek January 4, 2021

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)
Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? by RaioKai October 15, 2011